Rock of Ages Survival Guide
Ok, I got caught off guard with this one,
and here’s some advice that might help virgin viewers of this film.
Prepare yourself, and gear up mentally
beforehand. It is a musical. Be prepared for all the cliché 80’s songs you
can possibly stand. They will be used,
abused, fondled, spindled and mutilated.
That’s a given. Do not waste
your cynicism on this film. Every
affectation will be brutally perpetrated.
Warning:
Don’t base your opinions of this movie on
your like or dislike of 80’s music.
Don’t base your opinions of this movie on
musical pureness or integrity.
NOTE!
In the finale you will hear “Don’t Stop
Believing”. This will be your hardest “suspend your cynicism” test. I did not put a spoiler alert for this
because it’s no big surprise really.
Take the gun away from your head.
This is the inevitable ending to this movie and cannot be avoided. Just be thankful it does not drag out too
long.
If you can follow the instructions above,
it’s pretty enjoyable overall.
Quickie Synopsis
Cheesy
80's
Fun
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